Hello World, Enter' Jamaica!

Welcome to Enter' Jamaica, the place where you can find random but useful and interesting information about my island home. Yes, you guessed it i am from the beautiful and unique island of Jamaica, the home of Jerk, Patties, Bob Marley, Reggae, Dancehall and of course our native tongue Patois (Pat-wa).

The Jamaican entertainment, culture, food and people are known worldwide to be some of the most original, unique, and diverse around and are constantly in the global spotlight. I will attempt to showcase some of the aspects that make us who we are and in the process get rid of some of the stigma attributed to Jamaicans.

As our motto says "out of many one people", see the many things that make us a unique people and feel free to partake on this wonderful ride through my island country.

What does Enter' Jamaica mean? well the name has two meanings. The first one is basically a 'welcome to my island' or 'come and enter Jamaica' the second is Entertainment Jamaica, abbreviated by Enter'.

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Sunday, August 12, 2007

CHRISTMAS IN JAMAICA

This time of the year is by far my favourite time of the year. Christmas in Jamaica sees as much festivity as any other country in the world. It’s a very special time of year and everybody looks forward to the weeks of jolly making.


The usual Christmas decorations start going up rou
nd the first few weeks of December. Shopping centres, malls, Stores, restaurants, houses, businesses, everywhere, have massive decorations and light shows put up during this time. This is the first signal that ‘Christmas a cum’. I remember living in Mandeville and driving around, during Christmas, to look at all the houses that had beautiful decorations.


There are some key things that will/must happen during Christmas, this I learnt while growing up: Within at least two weeks of Christmas new curtains are bought and put up. I’m sure seamstresses must love this time of year, because the typical Jamaican does not merely go to the store to buy curtains, they must be made by the l
ocal seamstress/dressmaker; the prettiest sheets go on the bed, and the house is cleaned from top to the bottom, every nook and cranny; houses are painted-inside and out; sorrel is bought so it can be set out to dry; empty soda and beer bottles are carried to the store to exchange for money so more crates of soda and beer can be bought and of course, the Christmas grocery shopping. Grocery shopping it seems is more vital than gift shopping. Thousands of dollars are spent buying ingredients for the Christmas cake, without which, there really is no Christmas.


The all important Christmas dinner usually consist of several meats, at least 3 in most household who can afford it. Chicken is a must, so is roasted beef and ham. You will also see sides such as potato salads and rice and gungo peas. At this time of year, red peas is replaced by gungo peas in both rice and peas and peas soup. Christmas dinner is had with sorrel, a very important part of the meal and Christmas cake (fruit cake). Our Christmas cake is chock full of rum and some have been even known to send some persons home staggering.


This is also the time of the year that many people see relative and friends who they haven’t seen in a long time. Many persons enjoy Christmas because of the fact that, more than likely, by the end of Christmas day, you would have had at least two complete Christmas dinners; one at home and one at at least one other family member’s or friend’s house.


Another aspect of Christmas is the church service. Many Jamaicans who had not even seen the inside a church, save for the occasional wedding or funeral would be up bright and early on Christmas morning/Sunday to attend church. Churches are full to the brim at this time of year, and church service would normally include the singing of carols and the all important (especially at this time of year) collection of offering.


As far as entertainment is concerned, there is the Jonkonnu (John Canoe) parade. This parade has lost is popularity over the years but it still happens and is still an integral part of our culture. Many parties also take place on Christmas eve and boxing day, and new year’s eve. On Christmas eve there is the Grand Market. This is the time when all the shopping takes place. All the stores and supermarkets are open late; till at least midnight or later. The streets are full of people, including lots of children who are doing the last minute shopping. Last minute shopping is not something that we run away from during this time, it’s preferred. Everybody is out on the street and everyone is bound to run into people they haven’t seen for many years, especially since so many Jamaicans return home from ‘foreign’ during this time. The children get a chance to be out on the town till late, and hang out with their friends. I am getting very excited just thinking about Christmas in Jamaica.

After all the festivities and fan fare, Christmas day is a day for relaxation, church going, and catching up with friends and family. The most amazing sides of people come out during Christmas time. It is an amazing holiday; Jamaican Christmas is a very special time.

A Jamaican Easter

Easter in Jamaica I'd like to think is pretty much the same in Christian based countries except for two things, bun and cheese. Christian families and some semi Christian families (that is those that only go to church on special occasions e.g., easter, weddings, new years eve etc) will go to church on Holy Easter days example Easter Sunday and Good Friday. The Easter period is pretty uneventful besides that and traditionally carnival occurs around that time but thats for another post.

Bun and cheese is natively Jamaican and unless there is some significant Jamaican influence in a country you will not see bun and cheese being eaten at easter or any other time of the year. Bun is a baked product made with lots of spices such as nutmeg and cinnamon along with large amounts of mixed fruits (raisins, cherries, pineapple). The second part of the combo, is the cheese, any type will do ie cheddar, mozzarella, white but to have that true Jamaican experience you need to use Tastee processed cheddar cheese (the one that comes in the tin).

Cut two slices of bun and pop a slice of cheese in the middle and start munching! Great with milk.




Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Jamaica on my mind.....

I remember it like it was yesterday, feeling scared and brave at the same time, I assembled my necessary possessions into two suitcases and boarded a BWee Flight.

It was August 2003 when I left my homeland, Barbados, to pursue my higher education at UTECH Jamaica. Filled with mixed emotions little did I know that I had embarked on a journey I will never forget.

I never had any expectations, just the intention of going to school and learning something.

Coming from a “small island”, I felt a bit apprehensive in an effort to adjust to this new environment. After a while I couldn’t help but to be absorbed into the hustle and bustle life. Although I found school to be demanding I made sure to enjoy the Jamaican experience.

Below is poem that sort of defines my experience:

Me-mo-ry

Yesterday
I first embraced you
Brave in my explorations
Excited in my discoveries

You enticed me with spice and zing
I sampled just about everything
Tantalizing taste buds left me wanting more
You are the reason….that’s for sure

Infectious rhythms and beats
Cant help but move my feet
Come let we dance
Mi a dancer u a dancer

Long journeys to different places
Smiling faces of varying races
Relationships formed that will last for ages
Distance and time can never destroy
For you my dear always brought me joy

Vowed to always return
Even if only in mind

……the sites
……the food
……the party
……the people

Oh sweet Jamaica…..
Land we love.

Jamaican Patois Translated

Patois bodderashun
By Simone Hudson

wah mek dem haffi chobble wi likkle twang?
mek dem nuh tek dem propa inglish an galang?
nuh everybady mek fi chat inglish lakka di queen
nuh everybady mek fi play golf pon put-put green

wah mek di whola wi haffi roun up wi mout
lakka seh wi deh nyaam whola trout?
lawd! mi cyaan tek dem deh sorta bodderashun!
jus undastan di patois an mek wi tan!
cho!...

Ah our beautiful creole, Patois (pat wa). I don't think English can truly express the deep emotions of our people. When we are really passionate about something "wi draw fi di the patwa"(we speak Patois). Patois is Jamaican creole and it is a hybrid of the African and the English language, essentially resulting from slavery. Slaves and indentured workers brought to the island, carried with them their native tongue and, mixed with the language of the colonizers resulted in the hybrid Patois. Patois has been made popular world wide by persons such as Miss Lou, and various Reggae, Dancehall artistes

Here are some basic Patois to English translations:

Patois

English

Sentence

mi

me, I

mi waan go (I want to go)

yuh

you

yuh nuh hear? (don’t you hear?)

dem

them, they, forms all plurals

call dem (call them)

car dem (the cars)

wi

we

wi want justice (we want justice)

cyan

can’t

mi cyan bodda (I cant be bothered)

deh

there

go out deh (go out there)

a go

am going to

mi ago a dung deh ( I am going down there)

a fe

its for

a fe him own (it is his)

outa doh

outside

go outa doh nuh (go outside)

inna

in

she inna di house (she is in the house)

madda

mother

mi madda a call yuh (my mother is calling you)

fada

father

mi fada a go come now (my father is on his way)

pickney

child

pickney stop nuh (child, stop)

mek

make

mek me se’t (let me see it)

di

the

di man cyan come now (the man cannot ocme now)


Click below for pronunciations